Dear Relatively New Neighbor,
Here’s a little note for your future reference…
Blinds Up (even if it’s just 18″ so your cat can sit on the sill and look out at the world) + Open Bathroom Door + Light on in Bathroom + Sitting on the Toilet (with your panties around your thighs while, yes, un-spooling toilet paper!)
= (Say it with me people) Epic FAIL
I mean, come on, it’s not that hard to figure out!